Quidditch Global Games: Introducing Team East Asia!
Hello, quidditch world! With the Global Games soon upon us, it is time to release the roster that everyone has been waiting for! It is my great honor to announce that Team East Asia is finally complete! The applicants were put through a rigorous selection process, which included entrance exams, ability to withstand bad driving jokes, and mastery of all four elements. Unfortunately, the selection committee could not communicate with any of the actual quidditch players in China as the committee’s parents never forced them to go Chinese School. However, the committee has worked long and hard to select a starting lineup from the approximately 10 Asian quidditch players in the U.S. It was a difficult process, but someone had to make the hard decisions so that people could write angry Tumblr posts about it later. Due to the fact that many people will be unable to tell the players apart, the committee has assigned a famous historical Asian figure to each player for reference. Without further ado, here is Team East Asia!
Keeper: Hai Nguyen (Son Goku)
Chaser: Alyssa Burton (Yellow Ranger)
Chaser: Vanessa Goh (San)
(The committee recognizes that the previous two players are partially white and are willing to forgive them for their shortcomings)
Chaser: Jeff Lin (BlackWarGreymon)
Beater: Chris Seto (Seto Kaiba)
Note: Chris Seto has also been selected for Team USA. The selection committee wants him to know he has a completely voluntary, no-pressure choice in deciding where his loyalties lie.*
*the wrong choice may result in forced seppuku.
Beater: Peter Lee (Ash Ketchum get it? Because he catches them all???)
Seeker/utility: Brian Wong (Speed Racer)
We hope to bring great honor to East Asia in the 2014 Global Games!*
*any complaints can be sent to the DMZ in Korea
savagenosh asked: Hi Gail! My friends and I are going to cosplay at Comic-Con and I'm looking for ideas! They are planning to be batman/robin and deathstroke/deadpool, but I don't have to match them. So far my ideas are Batgirl and a taco. I'm a big fan of your stuff so any ideas are much appreciated! I'm female and brunette, but I'm willing to genderbend/get wigs if necessary. :) Thanks!
I am sort of amazed that you would still be considering anything ELSE once you hit on the idea of Batgirl and a taco!
I say Batgirl and a taco. :)
Haha, ok, better get started working on my taco costume!